- One of my favorites for getting out of a class or two is to call in a bomb threat. Tell 'em that it is in a locker. Then they have to check them all, whilst you can slip away for an hour or two. You can even place a fake bomb (in any locker but YOURS!). They might cancel school for a week while they investigate (of course,you will probably have to make it up in the summer...)
- Get some pure potassium or pure sodium, put it in a capsule, and...
